I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

Album

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

Eugene Mirman

2015 · 503 songs · 4 hr 22 min

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Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real

Eugene Mirman

0:05
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So Glad That Was You Behind Me

Eugene Mirman

0:06
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So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse

Eugene Mirman

0:07
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So This Is Medicaid?

Eugene Mirman

0:07
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Tip Of A Billionaire’s Penis

Eugene Mirman

0:10
1

Introduction, A Gift From Derrick

Eugene Mirman

3:31
2

Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow

Eugene Mirman

5:00
3

Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW

Eugene Mirman

1:56
4

Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo

Eugene Mirman

2:54
4

Ask A Pastor

Eugene Mirman

3:03
5

Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center

Eugene Mirman

3:04
6

Throat, Arms & Hands

Eugene Mirman

2:41
6

Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces

Eugene Mirman

3:00
6

A LinkedIn Profile

Eugene Mirman

2:39
7

The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe

Eugene Mirman

5:48
8

Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘Zine

Eugene Mirman

3:50
9

Sneaking Around The Zoo

Eugene Mirman

0:08
9

Contacting Celebrities On Facebook

Eugene Mirman

4:18
10

Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH

Eugene Mirman

7:59
11

Spicy Fish

Eugene Mirman

0:13
11

Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods

Eugene Mirman

2:29
12

I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage

Eugene Mirman

7:05
17

Turtle

Eugene Mirman

0:04
18

Turtle II

Eugene Mirman

0:09
20

Shark

Eugene Mirman

0:05
20

Someone Is Calling

Eugene Mirman

0:12
21

Toilet Flushing

Eugene Mirman

0:08
27

Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr

Eugene Mirman

0:17
31

Shower Running

Eugene Mirman

0:08
38

Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded

Eugene Mirman

0:08
43

TV Audience Clapping At Food

Eugene Mirman

0:11
47

Train

Eugene Mirman

0:06
52

Social Anxiety

Eugene Mirman

0:08
53

The Sizzle-Maker

Eugene Mirman

0:13
53

Two Adults In A Small Space

Eugene Mirman

0:11
68

Tim

Eugene Mirman

0:11
74

Thunder

Eugene Mirman

0:05
78

Snowing

Eugene Mirman

0:11
79

Shouts And Murmurs

Eugene Mirman

0:04
82

Traffic

Eugene Mirman

0:11
83

Slick Motherfucker

Eugene Mirman

0:06
84

Sleepy Horse

Eugene Mirman

0:10
85

Spaceship Flying

Eugene Mirman

0:10
86

Spaceship Crashing

Eugene Mirman

0:07
90

Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands

Eugene Mirman

0:14
91

Standard Greeting 1

Eugene Mirman

0:07
92

Standard Greeting 2

Eugene Mirman

0:08
93

Standard Greeting 3

Eugene Mirman

0:07
94

Tree Falling In A Forest

Eugene Mirman

0:09
95

Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole

Eugene Mirman

0:20
106

Shortwave Radio

Eugene Mirman

0:12
107

Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall

Eugene Mirman

0:12
107

Sophisticated?

Eugene Mirman

0:10
110

Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish

Eugene Mirman

0:07
117

Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel?

Eugene Mirman

0:13
123

The Shenanigans You Requested

Eugene Mirman

0:05
124

Too Many Pieces Of Paper

Eugene Mirman

0:06
130

Too Soon?

Eugene Mirman

0:10
133

She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter

Eugene Mirman

0:10
135

Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat

Eugene Mirman

0:13
142

Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies

Eugene Mirman

0:09
144

Smell Of A Pear

Eugene Mirman

0:11
152

Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons

Eugene Mirman

0:10
153

The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This “Carrot-Man”

Eugene Mirman

0:04
165

Thor’s Hammer, Mjölnir

Eugene Mirman

0:08
183

Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident

Eugene Mirman

0:09
198

Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction

Eugene Mirman

0:18
1

Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable

Eugene Mirman

3:22
2

The Body

Eugene Mirman

2:26
3

Feet & Legs

Eugene Mirman

1:55
5

Heart

Eugene Mirman

2:54
7

Head

Eugene Mirman

1:51
8

Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax

Eugene Mirman

3:14
1

Introduction

Eugene Mirman

0:16
2

Horse

Eugene Mirman

0:04
3

Horse Galloping

Eugene Mirman

0:07
4

Horse III

Eugene Mirman

0:08
5

Duck

Eugene Mirman

0:04
6

Duck II

Eugene Mirman

0:08
7

Dog

Eugene Mirman

0:05
8

Cat

Eugene Mirman

0:07
9

Cat Purring

Eugene Mirman

0:09
10

Cat Asking For Directions

Eugene Mirman

0:09
11

Two Sheep Arguing

Eugene Mirman

0:10
12

Mice Making Fried Rice

Eugene Mirman

0:06
13

Bear

Eugene Mirman

0:04
14

Wolf

Eugene Mirman

0:07
15

Fox Embarrassed About His Boner

Eugene Mirman

0:07
16

Giraffe Sleeping

Eugene Mirman

0:08
19

Chicken Prostitute Haggling

Eugene Mirman

0:13
22

Blender

Eugene Mirman

0:08
23

Automatic Door Opening

Eugene Mirman

0:06
24

Doorbell

Eugene Mirman

0:04
25

Alarm Clock

Eugene Mirman

0:06
26

Frying Pan Sizzle

Eugene Mirman

0:08
27

Teapot Whistle

Eugene Mirman

0:09
28

Dishwasher Running

Eugene Mirman

0:08
29

Telephone Ringing

Eugene Mirman

0:07
30

Telephone Falling On The Ground

Eugene Mirman

0:09
32

Crackling Fire

Eugene Mirman

0:09
33

VCR Ejecting A Tape

Eugene Mirman

0:06
34

Group Of Businessmen Agreeing

Eugene Mirman

0:18
35

Baby Locked In A Dresser

Eugene Mirman

0:09
36

Fart

Eugene Mirman

0:04
37

Long Fart

Eugene Mirman

0:06
38

Fart III

Eugene Mirman

0:09
39

Little Girl Crying

Eugene Mirman

0:12
40

Man Walking In Boots

Eugene Mirman

0:12
41

Screaming Man

Eugene Mirman

0:05
42

Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man

Eugene Mirman

0:07
44

Drum Circle

Eugene Mirman

0:14
45

Rave

Eugene Mirman

0:10
46

Last Guy At A Rave

Eugene Mirman

0:09
48

Steam Engine

Eugene Mirman

0:07
49

Neon Sign

Eugene Mirman

0:08
50

Motorcycle

Eugene Mirman

0:07
51

Scanning An Item

Eugene Mirman

0:04
52

Feeling For A Ripe Avocado

Eugene Mirman

0:06
53

Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy

Eugene Mirman

0:07
54

Jack-In-The-Box

Eugene Mirman

0:08
55

Jigsaw Puzzle

Eugene Mirman

0:06
56

Fire Truck

Eugene Mirman

0:06
57

Video Game

Eugene Mirman

0:05
58

Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie

Eugene Mirman

0:07
59

Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For

Eugene Mirman

0:10
60

Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar

Eugene Mirman

0:10
61

Grand Wizard Can’t Find A Sock

Eugene Mirman

0:06
62

Powerful Senator

Eugene Mirman

0:09
63

Powerful Senator II

Eugene Mirman

0:11
64

Fighter Plane

Eugene Mirman

0:06
65

Ambient Noise In An Airplane

Eugene Mirman

0:12
66

Airplane Flying

Eugene Mirman

0:10
67

Police Siren

Eugene Mirman

0:07
68

Police Siren In Europe

Eugene Mirman

0:08
69

Police Siren In Belgium

Eugene Mirman

0:08
70

Gun Shot

Eugene Mirman

0:04
71

Machine Gun

Eugene Mirman

0:05
72

.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon

Eugene Mirman

0:11
73

Gays In The Military

Eugene Mirman

0:06
75

Rain

Eugene Mirman

0:10
76

Hurricane

Eugene Mirman

0:10
77

Blizzard

Eugene Mirman

0:09
79

Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business

Eugene Mirman

0:14
80

Computer Downloading A File

Eugene Mirman

0:10
81

New Email

Eugene Mirman

0:04
83

Kids Playing In The Park

Eugene Mirman

0:14
84

Kids Playing In The Park II

Eugene Mirman

0:10
87

Going To Warp Speed

Eugene Mirman

0:06
88

Alien Supermarket

Eugene Mirman

0:18
89

Laser Gunfire

Eugene Mirman

0:11
91

Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower

Eugene Mirman

0:09
92

Tacos

Eugene Mirman

0:05
93

Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats

Eugene Mirman

0:12
95

Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey” Wrong

Eugene Mirman

0:08
96

Summertime

Eugene Mirman

0:07
97

People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency

Eugene Mirman

0:10
98

Helicopter

Eugene Mirman

0:06
99

Living Helicopter Complaining

Eugene Mirman

0:10
100

Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna

Eugene Mirman

0:11
101

Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial

Eugene Mirman

0:10
102

Elephant Having Trouble

Eugene Mirman

0:10
103

One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money

Eugene Mirman

0:13
104

Telephone Calling A Toaster

Eugene Mirman

0:13
105

Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question

Eugene Mirman

0:15
108

Dentist Having Sex

Eugene Mirman

0:07
109

Panda At A Hotel

Eugene Mirman

0:10
110

Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them

Eugene Mirman

0:10
111

Cat That Doesn't Mind

Eugene Mirman

0:09
112

Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky

Eugene Mirman

0:08
113

Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous

Eugene Mirman

0:10
114

Old Man's Penis

Eugene Mirman

0:10
115

Dial Tone

Eugene Mirman

0:13
116

Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom

Eugene Mirman

0:12
117

Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie

Eugene Mirman

0:10
118

Guy Getting A Sweet Beej

Eugene Mirman

0:12
119

Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone To Know It's Anti-Semitic

Eugene Mirman

0:13
120

Bellhop Who Got Stung

Eugene Mirman

0:07
121

LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi

Eugene Mirman

0:16
122

LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise

Eugene Mirman

0:10
123

Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich

Eugene Mirman

0:08
125

Puddle

Eugene Mirman

0:04
126

Magic Clown Using His Powers

Eugene Mirman

0:12
127

Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion

Eugene Mirman

0:13
128

The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better

Eugene Mirman

0:11
129

Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong

Eugene Mirman

0:09
130

Misogynistic Maple Trees

Eugene Mirman

0:12
131

Apple Sauce Being Naughty

Eugene Mirman

0:06
132

Safe Word

Eugene Mirman

0:09
133

Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf

Eugene Mirman

0:08
134

Cookies Being Arrested

Eugene Mirman

0:10
136

Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World

Eugene Mirman

0:11
137

Desk Covered In Hair

Eugene Mirman

0:08
138

Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time

Eugene Mirman

0:14
139

Boy Who Loves Hammocks

Eugene Mirman

0:10
140

Dustpan

Eugene Mirman

0:10
141

A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter

Eugene Mirman

0:12
143

Yellow Line That Divides Roads

Eugene Mirman

0:09
145

Group Of Wealthy Men

Eugene Mirman

0:13
146

Confused Child

Eugene Mirman

0:07
147

25 Rats Sleeping

Eugene Mirman

0:23
148

Flowers

Eugene Mirman

0:07
149

Fishing

Eugene Mirman

0:05
150

Boat

Eugene Mirman

0:06
151

Mizzenmast

Eugene Mirman

0:05
152

Bow

Eugene Mirman

0:05
153

Stern

Eugene Mirman

0:05
154

Basement

Eugene Mirman

0:05
155

Rainbow

Eugene Mirman

0:07
156

Telescope Being Defensive

Eugene Mirman

0:08
157

Larry King Being Told Important Information

Eugene Mirman

0:10
158

Well

Eugene Mirman

0:05
159

The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record

Eugene Mirman

0:11
160

Salad

Eugene Mirman

0:05
161

Little Girl Teasing A Lamp

Eugene Mirman

0:09
162

Zoo With Nothing To Lose

Eugene Mirman

0:09
163

Racist Stapler

Eugene Mirman

0:07
164

Friendship Bracelet

Eugene Mirman

0:07
166

Two Lost Fireflies

Eugene Mirman

0:09
167

Humpback Whale

Eugene Mirman

0:10
168

Elevator At The Empire State Building

Eugene Mirman

0:13
170

Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood

Eugene Mirman

0:08
171

French Kids Picking Apples

Eugene Mirman

0:08
172

Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts

Eugene Mirman

0:11
173

Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated

Eugene Mirman

0:11
174

RomneyCare & ObamaCare

Eugene Mirman

0:16
175

The Nerve Of Some People

Eugene Mirman

0:04
176

Boner School

Eugene Mirman

0:05
178

A BuzzFeed List

Eugene Mirman

0:08
179

Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged

Eugene Mirman

0:11
180

Fox News & MSNBC

Eugene Mirman

0:14
181

Amicable Divorce

Eugene Mirman

0:05
182

Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom

Eugene Mirman

0:09
184

Telecommuting Cat

Eugene Mirman

0:06
185

Nano-Horse

Eugene Mirman

0:05
186

Hebrew Ray

Eugene Mirman

0:07
187

Caldor Binge Drinking

Eugene Mirman

0:11
188

Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game

Eugene Mirman

0:09
189

Details

Eugene Mirman

0:04
190

School Teacher Given Permission

Eugene Mirman

0:12
191

High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future

Eugene Mirman

0:07
192

Cheese

Eugene Mirman

0:07
193

Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City

Eugene Mirman

0:06
194

The Czech Republic

Eugene Mirman

0:08
195

Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad

Eugene Mirman

0:07
196

Hotel Bed That Is Tired

Eugene Mirman

0:08
197

Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels

Eugene Mirman

0:09
1

A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs

Eugene Mirman

0:25
2

Marijuana

Eugene Mirman

3:00
3

PCP

Eugene Mirman

3:00
4

Heroin

Eugene Mirman

3:00
5

Apple Cider Vinegar

Eugene Mirman

3:00
6

MDMA

Eugene Mirman

3:00
7

LSD

Eugene Mirman

3:00
8

Amoxicillin

Eugene Mirman

3:00
9

Peyote

Eugene Mirman

3:00
10

Amaretto Sour

Eugene Mirman

3:00
11

Oxycodone

Eugene Mirman

3:00
1

Crying

Eugene Mirman

0:18
2

More Crying

Eugene Mirman

1:32
3

Still Crying

Eugene Mirman

17:51
4

I Simply Keep Crying

Eugene Mirman

25:35
1

Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook

Eugene Mirman

0:36
2

Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations

Eugene Mirman

1:57
3

Conversational Russian In The Workplace

Eugene Mirman

2:17
4

Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings

Eugene Mirman

2:38
5

Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest

Eugene Mirman

2:59
7

Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia

Eugene Mirman

2:49
8

Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia

Eugene Mirman

2:39
9

Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status

Eugene Mirman

3:15
1

Enter The Fuckscape

Eugene Mirman

3:07
2

Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner

Eugene Mirman

3:19
3

I'm A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor

Eugene Mirman

3:32
4

I Thought I Was The Pancake Man

Eugene Mirman

3:46
5

You're A World-Class Pussy-Grifter

Eugene Mirman

8:18
1

Intro To Ringtones

Eugene Mirman

0:28
2

Phone Call

Eugene Mirman

0:07
3

Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate

Eugene Mirman

0:07
4

Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo

Eugene Mirman

0:10
5

Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp

Eugene Mirman

0:08
6

Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle

Eugene Mirman

0:08
7

Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada

Eugene Mirman

0:11
8

Phone Is Ringing

Eugene Mirman

0:09
9

Friend

Eugene Mirman

0:07
10

Love

Eugene Mirman

0:12
12

Mother Calling

Eugene Mirman

0:06
13

Father Calling

Eugene Mirman

0:05
14

Mother 2

Eugene Mirman

0:06
15

Father 2

Eugene Mirman

0:05
16

Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da

Eugene Mirman

0:09
17

Aaaaaaaa

Eugene Mirman

0:05
18

Wife Calling

Eugene Mirman

0:10
19

Husband Calling

Eugene Mirman

0:09
21

Fuckface Calling

Eugene Mirman

0:07
22

Acquaintance

Eugene Mirman

0:06
23

Unnnnnn

Eugene Mirman

0:15
24

Auauauauauauau

Eugene Mirman

0:10
25

Wouowowoooouuuooo

Eugene Mirman

0:13
26

Whistle Ring

Eugene Mirman

0:08
28

Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr

Eugene Mirman

0:10
29

Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu

Eugene Mirman

0:12
30

Gwreeegwkqreu

Eugene Mirman

0:10
31

Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu

Eugene Mirman

0:06
32

Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!

Eugene Mirman

0:07
33

Luuuuleelaaalalou!!

Eugene Mirman

0:06
34

Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua

Eugene Mirman

0:11
35

Answer The Phone

Eugene Mirman

0:12
36

Pffrrrtttt

Eugene Mirman

0:06
37

Susan Sarandon Is Calling

Eugene Mirman

0:11
38

Colleague

Eugene Mirman

0:06
39

Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo

Eugene Mirman

0:07
40

Hey!

Eugene Mirman

0:06
41

Waffles

Eugene Mirman

0:05
42

Fuckbuddy

Eugene Mirman

0:06
43

Piano Cleaner

Eugene Mirman

0:05
44

Bryan

Eugene Mirman

0:06
45

Cream Cheese

Eugene Mirman

0:11
46

Rabbi

Eugene Mirman

0:06
47

Priest

Eugene Mirman

0:04
48

I Can't Answer The Phone

Eugene Mirman

0:16
49

Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages

Eugene Mirman

1:08
50

Dr. Fart

Eugene Mirman

0:11
51

Sarah

Eugene Mirman

0:09
54

Mittens

Eugene Mirman

0:13
55

Kate

Eugene Mirman

0:07
56

No Answer

Eugene Mirman

0:07
57

Debbie

Eugene Mirman

0:16
58

Andrew

Eugene Mirman

0:07
59

Phil Donahue

Eugene Mirman

0:04
60

Kaitlin

Eugene Mirman

0:08
61

Old Man

Eugene Mirman

0:06
62

Steve

Eugene Mirman

0:07
63

Lucy

Eugene Mirman

0:06
64

Judy

Eugene Mirman

0:07
65

Megan

Eugene Mirman

0:11
66

Leave Your Name

Eugene Mirman

0:07
67

Kim

Eugene Mirman

0:07
69

Miguel

Eugene Mirman

0:08
70

Sebastian

Eugene Mirman

0:05
71

Penicillin Dong

Eugene Mirman

0:06
72

Thong McHacky-Sack

Eugene Mirman

0:07
73

Matt

Eugene Mirman

0:04
74

Katie

Eugene Mirman

0:08
75

Confident Balls

Eugene Mirman

0:08
76

Robert

Eugene Mirman

0:10
77

Mr. Shitface

Eugene Mirman

0:06
78

Pile Of Sneakers

Eugene Mirman

0:08
79

Pasta Nasty

Eugene Mirman

0:07
80

Crème Fresh Jackson

Eugene Mirman

0:08
81

I Can't Answer The Phone 2

Eugene Mirman

0:04
82

Flitchy Woo-Woo

Eugene Mirman

0:10
85

Can't Come To Phone

Eugene Mirman

0:13
86

Dawn

Eugene Mirman

0:07
87

I Am A Doctor

Eugene Mirman

0:08
88

Nick

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